There is a god because on Sunday I’m watching the new Arrested Development season with my friends. New Arrested Development AND having friends? That’s like years of prayer finally paying off.
soy un perdedor
Jesse on Conan, May 22, 2013. (x)
“We filmed on Bourbon Street, and I think half the people were hired by the movie to act like they were crazy, and the other half of the people were crazy.”
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if you want to find the biggest asshole at a party, leave an acoustic guitar out
‘i don’t know if you’ve heard of this one’ *opening chords to wonderwall*
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#mermaids drown man #woman inherits the earth
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